We know you must have already followed us on Twitter (hint hint @publicdesire), but do you know who else deserves a follow? These are the celebs that have managed to make us laugh, made us think we weren’t alone in our weirdness and have at the same time made us feel a lil more normal than they are. Here’s the low down of some of the best celebrity tweets we’ve found from those VIPs.
Celebrity Tweets – Step into Their Weird Worlds
I just dabbed as I sneezed into my arm. I'm gonna give myself a 5 minute timeout now.
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) April 19, 2016
Katy Perry has astounded us with this one, staying on trend without even realising. Now we come to think of it, we might have done this ourselves… Wait for us Katy, we’ll be joining you in that time out!
I'd walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 11, 2015
Ryan Reynolds is well known for his deadpool esque humour, and although we don’t like to admit it, this one definitely had us giggling at our phones. Lets hope Blake Lively cares a little less about her hair!
Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again–just watch. He can do much better!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 17, 2012
Back in 2012, Donald Trump was talking about things that really mattered; i.e. Robert Pattinson’s relationships. We have a sneaky suspicion that he might have been #TeamEdward
I'm not even gon lie to you. I love me so much right now.
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 24, 2016
Classic Ye. If you can’t love yourself how can you expect anyone else to love you? Kanye West’s self love is a romance to weather the ages; why couldn’t Shakespeare still be around to write about this?
well i am going to bed because snoop noticed a tweet of mine where i only used one g in dogg and i'm mortified
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 8, 2014
We’ve all been there, a typo in a fatal situation. However, unlike Chrissy Teigen, our mistakes weren’t celebrity tweets made in front of Snoop Dogg. We’re still cringing for you, bae!
Love Chrissy as much as we do? We’ve rounded up Chrissy Teigen’s best tweets.
Found a curly fry in my dress just now. Gonna eat it. Hope that's ok. #goodnightgoldenglobes
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) January 11, 2016
So you’ve got that fire dress and you’ve totally slayed the Golden Globes, but it’s the end of the night and you’re starving. Katy Perry proves that ‘desperate times call for desperate measures’ shouldn’t always be your life motto.
Why is rhode island nor a road or an island
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) December 4, 2009
Yes, we know this was 2009, but we still wonder to this day if Biebs ever got the answer he wanted. Or maybe he’s “grown up” and doesn’t bother with celebrity tweets, only concerning himself with Instagram drama. From one Social to another.
@PapaJohns I ordered a cheese pizza but instead I got tons of calls and messages like this one. pic.twitter.com/fgKhydivXb
— IGGY AZALEA (@IGGYAZALEA) February 8, 2015
When you fall into the trap of Fat Fridays, or weekends, or weekdays (sorry, not sorry), just be thankful that you aren’t a celeb. Iggy Azalea seemed to have a delivery guy who was a bit excited about who’s house he turned up at.
I got rid of my phone so I can have air to create
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) September 14, 2016
We mean, we kinda get you Kanye, but we reckon you wouldn’t be able to update us with all of your daily goings on without a phone. Not that we’re hanging on your every tweet, but we’ll leave the tech free creating to you.
i have a really odd talent. i can smell when someone has cavaties! i have never been wrong yet! they dont even have 2 be super close by me
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) August 13, 2009
We’ve gone right into the archives for this one, but it still makes us laugh. At least we know Kanye need never go to the dentist, but he also never smiles… have we uncovered something?
The amount of red gummy Bears in this packet saddens me .. 😶
— zayn (@zaynmalik) February 6, 2015
Zayn has faced some huge challenges in his life, but we feel like this might be the hardest one yet.
What I don't have in thigh gap-ness I make up in eyebrow arch 💁
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) January 30, 2015
If only we all had this much of a positive outlook on life. Katy Perry has everything all figured out. Brows on fleek is something we all strive to achieve, even if we don’t have a full makeup team following us everywhere.
— Kendall (@KendallJenner) March 25, 2014
#worldsmosttalkedaboutsisters Kylie and Kendall gave us all of the laughs when they posted this edited cover of Vogue. Who’s betting Mr & Mrs West found it just as funny?
"Hey Are You Jaden Can I Have A Picture With You" No Cause I'm Super Sad But We Can Sit And Talk.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) September 29, 2014
Sometimes the celeb lifestyle is just a bit too much, just as much as normal life. You’re a bit of an oddball but we feel you, Jaden Smith!
When your son buys you grillz for your 45th birthday:) pic.twitter.com/Crysr6T3nf
— Jada Pinkett Smith (@jadapsmith) September 20, 2016
Talking about Jaden Smith, he must have won all of the best son points when he gifted his mum, Jada these grills for her 45th Birthday. We don’t reckon our mums would have been too impressed…