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PD Dictionary

Acquaintance Zoned
Similar to being friend zoned, but far worse…
I bumped into her at the supermarket, she stared right through me into the frozen aisle
Maaan…that b**** cold!
Christmoween
The glorious time of year commencing in October and not ending until January.
Leaves are crisp underfoot, there’s a chill in the air, parties after parties, and drinking and eating like a queen is a sheer must!
Maaaan, my jeans are already tight and Christmoween has only just started…
Same, and I have 2 Halloween parties next week!
Chickenatarian
A person who doesn’t eat any other meat other than chicken.
Sarah, will you just hurry up and order?! We all know you’re going to have the chicken…
…I’ll have the chicken
Harassenger
A passenger who critiques your driving to the point of feeling harassed.
Please can you slow down? We’re exceeding the speed limit by 3mph…
…It’s a lovely day for a walk

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